not a very good lube

2010 July 13
by mama jae

In one of the rest periods between those contractions where the baby’s head was half out, everyone was making comments about how much hair there was.  I made a joke that we could actually tie a bow in her hair, rather than tape it to her head (not that I have any intentions of putting ribbons on her head while she is a baby).  Then the doctor said that a lot of people use KY for that.  And that’s how you can tell it’s not a very good lube, because it can keep a bow stuck to a baby’s head.

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  1. 2010 July 13
    Caitlin permalink

    Um….what?! I have never used KY, but this is a resounding endorsement NOT to! At least not for its intended purpose.

  2. 2010 July 13
    Beth Mauldin permalink

    Hahahaha!

  3. 2010 July 13
    Ruby permalink

    oh my god that cracked me up.

  4. 2010 July 13

    haha brilliant!

  5. 2010 July 14
    poppycat permalink

    Ha!!!

  6. 2010 July 16
    metalstork permalink

    I will never look at an adorned baby the same way again!

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